Court

Today I went to court. I learned that Magistrates and Judges are different things, police can't search you for spray paint if you're under 14 (but you need proof of age), and that if you impregnate a girl, you WILL have to pay for the baby (if it's proven to be yours) until it's 18. And if you're not working, like if you're in school or something, you will have to just pay more when you can.
So, in my opinion, I suggest you all invest in pre-natal abortions.

Also, a good school report will get you out of potentially abhorrent situations.




Haha, suss the goose one the back table.
"Do you write?"

Mickey, Mickey, fuck me, fuck me.

A kaftan brought back from Malaysia for me. It was well suited for today's HORRID weather.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BOMB ON THE BUS?!

Who were you when you played Spice Girls in primary school. I was Geri. I love Geri.
Her taste is so bad that it goes right back round to being good. Also, I really appreciate her biggish thighs. Thanks for making it OK Geri!
Shame about her horrible music career...


Wonky breasts...

Of Human Bondage

Went for a wander around the disgusting outer suburbs. I needed popcorn.

Catherine Baba

Sigh, so wonderful.


So crazy about this hat!

Belated birthday

My 19th birthday went for three days. On the last day, my actual birthday, Lachie took me on a picnic. It was hot.





We ended up swimming in the Botanical Gardens lake. Ew.

Bx Hl Krew

Every Thursday we used to meet up after school and drink long necks in an abandoned tennis court in Box Hill (because the majority of the crew lived there).
Romy and I missed so many 6th period Literature classes to get there... possibly why I failed.
Anyway, some really good memories.


We went to the Victoria Hotel pools, and said "our friend Warren* is staying here, and he said for us to meet him here, can you please let us in?"
*As in a reference to Warren from against me.
Wags, Daniel, me, Pip & Thomas
Present, but not pictured, Grindy Tom.


Wags, Stu & Romy

Alex!

Woody Nails

Jesus Christ!

These are just some photos from disposable cameras, no particular order.
Hey everyone, how good are Limp Bizkit, by the way? SO GOOD.
Totally listening to Break Stuff right now.



Pretty much everyone who met Noa knows how good he is. Second favourite Swede.


babe.

CHARLES ON A FIXIE!


Wee-Willy-Waggles!




(My life story)

Bec & Zac's birthday

Picnic in Carlton Gardens, followed by party time. Unfortunately by then my camera batteries had died.
Pretty odd/interesting/fun night. I drank too much.















Naww Paul!


babes.

"I call it a tequila and Carlton Gardens."




Jameson shots

lovers



And from here it just gets more homo erotic.