Soybean cake

If you ever plan to watch Doomsday, 2012, or whatever the fuck it is, make sure you do so on a pirated Balinese copy with the subtitles on, it's the only way you'll get any form of entertainment out of it.
Beach holiday with my under-agers (I mean that in the least patronizing way possible) consisted of Biggie, bewgs, bad movies & dress ups. Also, I almost drowned, no shit. Props to Jake for saving my life. And props to Liam for telling me not to go in that far in the first place... But he did punch me in the jaw, so I guess no props to Liam. Although he does make good Vegemite toast.
Anyway, we found the rich goose's suits and put them on. Nicely toasted.

Janice Ian; Dyke.

Your year eleven formal date.









WE FOUND AN ECHIDNA!



We stopped off in Cranbourne on the way home, it sucked so fucking hard. Everything about it sucked. There were no babes worth sticking it in.

GRILLZ

Grillz night (like girls night, but without the negative connotations attached to it) finally worked out.
All the Tires Horses, followed by a very brief visit to Carlton Club and then to Tudor st a.k.a. House of Babe.
Too much (goon) to drink, lots of lezzing out, and so many singalongs. The highlight being Rachel, Grace, Steph and me screaming Violet and Celebrity Skin while Miranda somehow slept soundly in between all of us.
Also, Nina & I do really good impersonations.

Trash.







What the fucking fuck am I doing? I look like a little fat girl shoving cake into my face. One may even say that I want to be the girl with the most cake.



Freshly washed hair.



Rachel was so fucking fucked up.



Twin cabs

Twin sisters

Fruitylexia

"arrghagag it's my berrrrthdaayyy, haha, let's have some vod vods, arrrrgh" - Steph

Court

Today I went to court. I learned that Magistrates and Judges are different things, police can't search you for spray paint if you're under 14 (but you need proof of age), and that if you impregnate a girl, you WILL have to pay for the baby (if it's proven to be yours) until it's 18. And if you're not working, like if you're in school or something, you will have to just pay more when you can.
So, in my opinion, I suggest you all invest in pre-natal abortions.

Also, a good school report will get you out of potentially abhorrent situations.




Haha, suss the goose one the back table.
"Do you write?"

Mickey, Mickey, fuck me, fuck me.

A kaftan brought back from Malaysia for me. It was well suited for today's HORRID weather.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BOMB ON THE BUS?!

Who were you when you played Spice Girls in primary school. I was Geri. I love Geri.
Her taste is so bad that it goes right back round to being good. Also, I really appreciate her biggish thighs. Thanks for making it OK Geri!
Shame about her horrible music career...


Wonky breasts...

Of Human Bondage

Went for a wander around the disgusting outer suburbs. I needed popcorn.

Catherine Baba

Sigh, so wonderful.


So crazy about this hat!