Wednesday, February 10, 2010


Today I went to court. I learned that Magistrates and Judges are different things, police can't search you for spray paint if you're under 14 (but you need proof of age), and that if you impregnate a girl, you WILL have to pay for the baby (if it's proven to be yours) until it's 18. And if you're not working, like if you're in school or something, you will have to just pay more when you can.
So, in my opinion, I suggest you all invest in pre-natal abortions.

Also, a good school report will get you out of potentially abhorrent situations.

Haha, suss the goose one the back table.
"Do you write?"